I Love the Internet

The internet is so awesome, man. There's this thing you can put on your blog to see how people arrive on your blog; it shows the city they're in, what website they arrived from, and, if they searched for something, what the search terms were. I've been watching it for a few months now and copying some of the more hilarious ones. Some of them make sense, but others...what the eff? Why do at least two people a day, usually in Europe, search for "Famous Busted?" Anyhow, enjoy:

San Francisco, California arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Snow Day #1" by searching for "Famous gross snow"

Newport Beach, California arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Tis The Season! Gay Apparel! Deck the Halls with Gasoline!" by searching for gay apparel long beach.

Lynchburg, Virginia arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: So Stupid...and So Worth It" by searching for harold and maude analysis stupid.

Miami, Florida arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous" by searching for Thank you, Luis. I will get this processed this afternoon..

United States arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Tis The Season! Gay Apparel! Deck the Halls with Gasoline!" by searching for michael mcdonald's deck the hall son.

Camarillo, California arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: How To Make Your Own Spring Break! Part One: The Road Trip" by searching for how to make your profile so awesome that your friends will get so jelous.

Stony Brook, New York arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: July 2009" by searching for Andrew Feliciano.

Dallas, Texas arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Weenus?" by searching for WENUS weekly estimated.

Euless, Texas arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: The Inevitable Family Tendencies - Part One: Meat and Television." by searching for eating meat is inevitable.

Kent, Washington arrived from search.conduit.com on "this is how i will get famous: Busted Up vs. Tricked Out vs. Tightened Up" by searching for famousbusted.

Meriden, Connecticut arrived from search.yahoo.com on "this is how i will get famous: A Wave + A Hug = Broken Ribs" by searching for how to move bedridden person with broken ribs.

Jackson, Mississippi arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: STYX and Larry Sweeney - One Magical Night" by searching for why dont they play mr roboto in a styx concert anymore.

New Haven, Connecticut arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Xiao and Tell" by searching for "xiao and tell".

Memphis, Tennessee arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Busted Up vs. Tricked Out vs. Tightened Up" by searching for busted up, raggedy cars.

Wroclaw, Dolnoslaskie arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Tis The Season! Gay Apparel! Deck the Halls with Gasoline!" by searching for TIS ALL Gay.

Madison, Wisconsin arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Tis The Season! Gay Apparel! Deck the Halls with Gasoline!" by searching for gays at olin park madison wi.

Soyaux, Poitou-Charentes arrived from google.fr on "this is how i will get famous: Happy Love Day!" by searching for happy love days mu.

Tampa, Florida arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for last minute sexy detective costume.
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Madison, Wisconsin arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for last minute sexy detective costume.
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Templeton, California arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for last minute sexy detective costume.

Madison, Wisconsin arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for madison sexy halloween.

Atlanta, Georgia arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for weenus sexy ghostbuster whoops a daisy. (Okay, to be honest, this was my sister and she did it on purpose just so it would show up. That magnificent bastard!)

Fresno, California arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous" by searching for DO FAMOUS PEOPLE GET FAMOUS BY MAKING A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.

Portland, Oregon arrived from blogsearch.google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for me as a sexy nurse on halloween.

Los Angeles, California arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous" by searching for "this is my friend" cat ass tattoo blogspot.

Bozeman, Montana arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Happy (Sexy) Halloween!" by searching for bored sexy food cool happy .

Jonesboro, Arkansas arrived from google.com on "this is how i will get famous: Tis The Season! Gay Apparel! Deck the Halls with Gasoline!" by searching for gay first christmas together ornament.


And a few bonus tracks from the Dream Blog, the One Second Time Machine

Zagreb, Grad Zagreb arrived from google.hr on "One Second Time Machine: Nursing School, Sex, Hairy Toes, Oh my!" by searching for hairy school sex.

Barrie, Ontario arrived from google.com on "One Second Time Machine: How To Put On A Bathing Suit" by searching for how to put on a bathing suit.

Modesto, California arrived from google.com on "One Second Time Machine: Nursing School, Sex, Hairy Toes, Oh my!" by searching for my girlfriend has hairy toes.

Antalya arrived from google.com.tr on "One Second Time Machine: Nursing School, Sex, Hairy Toes, Oh my!" by searching for oh hairy sex.

Melbourne, Victoria arrived from google.com.au on "One Second Time Machine: Hash Browns" by searching for hash brown machine.