this is how i will get famous

it has to be. because i've already tried being lazy, and that doesn't work, so this has got to be it.

maybe i'm doing it so that my sister can link from her blog.

maybe it's because i didn't go see digibot tonight so now i feel like i have to do something productive. because we all know seeing digibot is the most productive thing you can do.

maybe because there is the leftovers of 32 inches of snow on the ground and i don't know what else to do with all that.

maybe it's because my television is still broken.

or maybe, you know, my writing really is that hilarious. and wonderful. and worth reading.

yeah, that's probably it. let me know when you want me to sign a contract.